President's Play

The President of Iran recently got nukes. That's not acceptable!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does he get nukes when I don't? I'm a president too.
If I had nukes, I would hold up Dick's drive in. And then go blow up UW.
Where's your fancy basketball team now? Smithereens. Little bits and pieces. No longer a member of "existence." Roasting in hell for their atheistic, sex-a-holic, left-leaning, public school ways. Take that! Our women's team might not be able to dunk (yet) but they are hotter than yours. Also, they love the Lord.
Team Verse: Psalm 56:1
boo ya kasha!

I'm gonna go eat cupcakes
check ya later
PHILDiZAWG

Uncuth Youth

In France students are protesting legislation that would allow employers to fire "youths" without giving a reason.
Put yourself in the shoes of the employer. You have kids working for you, one day you decide you don't like the kid anymore, he/she turns out to be kind of a prick/heifer. Now you are locked in for two weeks with this chunker. Not cool. If only we were in france, where they know what's up. They know that they may need to be able to hire filthy french bitches on a whim. And that means cutting some of the fat. Like a nice easter ham. And so some of the people must be let go or forced into unpaid internships.

If only SPU could engage this culture, we would be an even greater beacon of light / city on a hill to our surrounding neighbors.

Viva la FRENCH!

GOOD FRIDAY

Apparently, my enthusiasm for good friday was misguided. Apparently it does parallel with "payday winchell's friday"
nor does it mean dick's drive in has $.05 burgers, it has no relation to commemorating the day krispy kreme open in issaquah by eating one doughnut for every mile you travelled to get there, and it has nothing to do with FILM NOIR fridays on AMC.

Apparently, it is about the death of Jesus. "A long time ago, far far away, Jesus died for you this day."

So as you remember Jesus' sacrifice this day, be sure to do something you think he'd miss out on, like winchell's or double deluxe's from dick's, or a couple doughnuts from krispy kreme or a couple dozen doughtnuts from krispy kreme.

Person of the Week!

This week's Phileaton.com Person of the Week is....

JOHN RAMBO

He doesn't want to put on a headband and kill people, but he does it anyway.
That's the kind of spirit that made America great and it made SPU great too.
With a little luck and little bit of pluck, I'm sure John Rambo will rise to be a great citizen.
One who engages the culture and changes the world. Even if it means single handedly taking on Afghanistan.

PHIL

Subway Eat Fresh

Les Steele is always walking around campus scarfing down veggie sandwiches from subway, thinking he is "Holier-than-phil" because he eats at subway. WRONG. So do I. I even have a sandwich named after me at our local subway:

The PhilDawg Grinder

Jalapeno cheesey bread
Meatballs
Extra Meatballs
Double Bacon
Pepperjack cheese
-toast it--
Ranch dressing
Southwest Sauce (gotta support my peeps in my home region)

Les Steele couldn't even handle this sandwich. He'd take one bite and get a bloody nose of something. Wimp.

Sports Haters

Everyone is excited about the Final Four this weekend.
No one is protesting basketball. And yet some people have to get in the way of MY favorite sport/pastime.