37Five Origins

Now that the school year is back, Les is really Crackin' the whip. Even the Mrs. is getting on his bandwagon and has replaced all my cap'n crunch with wheat bran cluster from trader joe's. Capn crunch is delicious! We all know that. But what Les and The Mrs. don't get is that Capn Crunch is the cereal of the people. I don't want to get all Chavez on you, but there is something about identifying with the people you rule. In this case, it is the students. Well, I guess it is more technically the faculty and staff, but I don't want to sit around reading anne sexton poems and talk about feelings and all the gay academia stuff. I am with the students, my peeps, and my peeps forage for themselves at the banquet table of the 7-11. And there, as my loyal readers know, there they serve Capn Crunch 24/7. Not this 9am to 9pm trader jose garbage. PLUS 7-11 is downhill.

Les is at it again making me do stuff like meet my hero, GWB. And show up at the office in the middle of the day! Doesn't he know that's when the movies are cheapest? And who is gonna see Good Luck Chuck if not I?

Les says I am lazy. And again, I claim this to be part of my plan to reach out to the students, who are incredibly, incredibly lazy. We all know KSPU was down last year because no one gives a darn. But now it is back up according to crack reporting by the ever-fledgling Falcon weekly newspaper. And No one liked the old CFE program which was the laxest chapel attendance program of any college in the CCCU. And the SPU bus program gives students FREE bus passes. No one cares.

So I told him, I could give money to these students and they wouldn't spend it. The way I see it, is if I give them free money and they still don't spend it, I don't see why I can't not do diddlysquat and still get paid to go see The Brave One, I mean, at least that is engaging something albeit in a passive way.

Peace out my homies, stay chill!