Meteorite Named After PHIL W EATON

Holy crap, dude, another meteorite fell to the earth today! Maybe with a few more falling they will kill off all the old dumb creatures like they did in the first one, but probably not, because sequels always bite the big one in hollywood and meteor showers. So I guess for now, I'll just have to scare away Les with endless taunts about my recent victory over him and his kids in the annual Eaton vs Steele pancake round up. We met at Ihop at 7am on the day of the State of the University address before the new school year. No one stops eating pancakes unless they want to forfeit their chance at victory and/or tenure and timeouts are only allowed so the contestant can eat biscuits and gravy one of the best non pancake items at IHOP. I totally waxed les and his kids by 13 pancakes.

rankings:
Eaton#1: pancakes eaten: 32, biscuit and gravy breaks: 6
Les: pancakes eaten: 4 biscuit and gravy breaks: 0, illegal fruit bowl breaks:1, equals 3 net pancakes
Les' boy kid: pancakes eaten: 8, biscuit and gravy breaks: 0, illegal lucky charms cereal breaks: 12
Les' girl kid: pancakes eaten 7, biscuit and gravy breaks: 6,

Team Steele was no match for Phil "one man pancake eating machine" Eaton. What an embarassment to the university.

This is all just a warm up for hill hall retreat at the end of the month where tami "anderson" englehorn and I will face off veggie burger for bacon burger at camp casey. this is an open seating event so get there early!

Quite clearly, my awesomeness rules the campus just like I rule the campus, and because of that I declare the new meteorite to be named after me. I don't have naming authority of meteorite, I don't even know if meteorites are bestowed names, but this one is and it's known as "Phil Eaton."