what i did on my summer vacation part 1

I was hanging out with les steele, or as I like to call him "Potsy 2000", and i insisted we go to dicks drive in. He wanted to go to Canlis. But Canlis is totally bogus, you gotta wear a suit and tie and I wasn't feeling those threads today. My board shorts and Tee were all I could manage. Potsy 2000 needs to learn to engage the culture. He hasn't even updated his blog since last october.
Anyway, so, like we hit up the drive in for the standard double deluxe, fries, onions, chocolate shake, soda, mint ice cream cone, and a cheeseburger for dessert. The guy in front of me in line orders a "triple deluxe" i'm like no way! When I get to the head I am like quadruple deluxe and the cashier doesnt even bat an eye! I said "Wait, wait, wait wait wait! Change it up to the fifth style." And the cashier rzings me up for a five patty burger. And I am like "no way! how many patties can I get on a burger?" She says she has never seen someone eat a five patty burger before and I am like I dont care what you have seen I want to know what you can do. "Forget about the past, look for the potential," I said, invoking the mission of the john perkins center for racial reconciliation.
With potsy 2000 as mediator we decided on a 20x20 burger. 20 beef patties and 20 slices of cheese. delicious, delicious cheese.
That is what summer is all about.

Come, Worship with ME!

Christian cruises are all the rage.
But these christian communities afloat on the high seas won't out do SPU.
We are the original Christian bubble. We are the biggest and the best.
In air, on land.... or at SEA!

My new cruise ship will be kickin' awesome.
We'll have GROUP 24/7 but then we'll also have live productions of Doube Dare and Family Double Dare. Both of which are available for you to participate in if you sign up on the lido deck.

Praise God for this new venture in spirituality.
SPU is constantly engaging the culture and changing the world!

PHIL W DOG