Nothing to Do!

Nothing to do today. School's out for summer as the great Alice Cooper once said.
So I had my own pajama party. It was rad. I slept in til 11am watched some southpark DVDs while eating waffles topped with peanut butter, topped with chocolate sauce, topped with fresh fruit topped with whipped cream topped with Reese's Pieces topped with sprinkles and flintstones vitamins. The choice of 80's rock stars like myself. (don't alter your mind, enhance your body, with vitamins, that's the jesus way to rock, as all you loyal "MC PHILDAWG" fans remember)
afterwards though I got kinda bummed without steely boy around who can i openly mock for ridiculous, uncuth, unsightly, ungodly, facial hair. Les Steele or Al Borlin can anyone tell anymore?











Separated at BIRTH?????







but then I remembered that gwinn had several gallons of ice cream left over from the end days rally. i forced a safety officer to open the cafeteria for me by pretending the snickers bar i always keep in my jacket was a gun. he totally fell for it. stupid security, if I had my way, that would be the next department to outsource. but les "i don't think so, phil" steele says, well, he says "I don't think so, phil." But me and johnny had a good time, after he watched me eat the first few gallons, I let him join in. it was pretty rad.

after the ice cream binge, i was feeling pretty bloated, so i decided to go for a walk. when i got to subway i got my wife-mandated veggie sub (yelch) and dale checked by card off so the wifey would know I'd eaten it.

Tonight I am gonna pop a couple bags of popcorn and settle in to watch some Big Love on HBO. Hey man it is a good show, i am down with what is hip, afterall I am MC phildawg

Grand Marshall