Les = Lex?

I just got back from my fourth of july weekend. It was fantastic. A little bit longer than most, but afterall I am the president. Have you guys seen superman? Totally frickin awesome.
It got me thinking about the problem of evil. In the movie, the evil villain is named Lex Luther. At SPU Les Steele is always making me go to meetings and present budgets and stuff and because of that I have often called him the spawn of satan. Anyway, I think there may be some kind of connection here.

Basically, I am like superman because every kid wants to be superman and/or me. (For some, it is hard to distinguish between the two of us.) But what kills me coolness is board meetings. Argh, how I hate board meetings. Just like Superman hate kryptonite because it kills him. Lex is the only person on earth with access to kryptonite. Also, Les is the only person who has the power to call board meetings and make me go. Also, kryptonite causes cancer, and I think the similarities that I have already established here prove my long standing claim that board meetings cause cancer.

Anyway, I am back in full force so warm up the SNES and stock up on malomars, cause this Phil keeps it on the real!