Never say Never....

To my critics, I offer these bold initiatives that I took today:
-I woke up before noon (11:58am PST)
-Managed to fill every square hole in my waffles with syrup and butter.
-Thanks to getting up early, I was able to catch a matinee at the movie theatre. (Spoiler alert: Sin City is not a documentary about Salt Lake City.)
-Ate celery
-Cut down afternoon naptime by one hour (25%!)
-Stopped my car for those crossing 6th avenue from Hill to Gwinn.