A little riddle....

Hey Peeps!

Whassssssup?

I know I haven't been around the last couple of days. I have been on big important big trips. I travel all around the world and I brag about you, my students. And I have a reputation for knowing the best of the best. For instance Palm Desert is Palm Springs without all the tourists and homosexuals. Jacob's Restaurant, on Fourth Street in Palm Desert has the best Cobb Salad you'll ever have. And the best golf course is off of Wynona in Palm Desert. Also, if you're up early enough for breakfast, stop by Mulka's bagels on 6th street for a tasty salt bagel.

I know the best, and BIOLA students are not the best. So have a good weekend, but to keep you mind sharp I give you this little riddle:

Why was the BIOLA Student late for class???????

(Check all that apply)

A) "I was witnessing to another student."
B) "I lost track of time while putting on my make-up."
C) "I woke up and really felt that God really wanted me to really read my Bible instead of going to class... really."
D) "My bid on Ebay went longer than I thought. Who would have known that Destiny's Child's new ablum, "Destiny Fulfilled," would be so popular?"
E) "I was busy working on my computer... I swear it wasn't porn."
F) "I was in line for some more chicken nuggets, but then they ran out. So, I had to get in line for fish tacos, which, needless to say, was already extra long because of the aforementioned chicken nugget shortage."
G) "Traffic was murder on the walking path from the tennis courts to the pool, and it really got congested by the fountain and complete standstill along the path by the thirty foot Jesus painting."
H) "I was reading a really interesting article in the student newspaper, the Chimes"
I) "I gave up punctuality for Lent."
J) All of the above except H.




Have a good weekend,
Phil