There is no Order in eating!

Some say to eat 3 a day of this or five a day of this. Others say eat colors throughout the rainbow. some say there is a food pyramid, but how am I supposed to eat that if I don't live in Egypt?
Here's what I say: "Life is is short so, eat dessert first!" Do you want to be flying away leaving behind some tasty nutter butters? I don't think so. I'll be waving bye bye to broccoli. It may have lots of "vitamin C and valuable minerals that a growing university president needs" but not one ounce of it is holy. Angel food cake on the other hand... that can't be bad.