The Lent

Well The Falcon came out today and I told Les that I really wanted to read it. It was part of my job to be hip to everything the students talk about. Apparently the big trend is a thing called LENT. Some new diet fad or something. It won't last. But at 18 I guess these kids don't know much about longevity.
But I can be down with the latest trend. For LENT I am giving up reading The Falcon.
I know, I know. "Phil," you say, "Lent isn't about self-abuse. Don't deny yourself the right to The Falcon." But I can make that noble sacrifice. Because I... am better than you.
Everyone thinks so.

-Phil
P.S. Even your parents agree.