New Students will enter the Pearly Gates

I hope you all like the new gates at SPU. I figure this is a good way to keep filthy marauders like Jack Sparrow off the SPU campus. Les wanted to install large pearly gates in the loop to "set apart" the university's academic and spiritual ingetrity. I don't even know what that means. All I know is that I and my mallomars are a lot more safe now that we have the gate on the loop. Sparrow can suck it.