Abercrombie Petition

I have received a lot of emails complaining that Abercrombie and Fitch would not be included in the SPU->Mall transition.
So I asked the Apprentice Guy Alex Thomason, "if you were gonna make one change to SPU, what would it be?"
He said we should add more required theology courses. Which seems like a sound suggestion because SPU is all about the Christianity thing and the academic thing. But it also sounds like something Les Steele would totatlly say. Steele=Bogus!
So, I'm going for the changing the world part. Specifically, changing the world's clothes. Cause I saw those pictures of the Tsunami victims and the look so helpless. Who is going to give them clothes? SPU's Abercrombie Outlet Store.
Yes! SPU will now have a Abercrombie & Fitch Outlet Store located in the old C-store so that you can pick up a new wardrobe before going to Gwinn. You don't want to be out of style in Gwinn.

Also, for the grand opening the store will passing out those free naked model bookcovers that are so popular with girls on campus these days. It is great to see such appreciation for art these days' youth.

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