Church Challenge

Last night I cut loose with my old friend James Pedrick. I watched him down 78 twinkies in 30minutes. A new personal record for James, but it still doesn't beat my record of 135. Keep working, boy!

Today The Mrs woke me up to go to church but I was still bending from my twinkie binge. Church was especially lame today. Crusty Ol' Abbott was preaching on the power of God. And I was like "Hey Abbott! Could God microwave a burrito so hot that it'd burn His own tongue?"

That shut him up.

Eaton1::Abbott 0

Eaton Wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And now... back to the twinkies...

Phil "Ganadora" Eaton