Christianity 1, Evilution 0

Today a swarm of toxic toads descended upon the tiny town of Darwin on the continent of Australia.
Oh the irony is delicious.
Maybe if Darwin had never invented evolution these highly evolved toxic frogs wouldn't have descended on your namesake town, ruining it for everyone by giving everyone in the town toxic hemmaroids.
Darwin is so gay. gosh. if it is not clear now just how wrong Darwin was then I don't know.
Even les could see it. geez.

Phil