Convention Conversion

Are you down with the DNC?
I wasn't when I left here, but I was when I got back.
I went to Boston to protest the nasty nasty democrats.
But after a coupla rounds of drinks with Johnny Boy, I was caught up in the "Kerry Charisma."
( By the way did you know that he was in Vietnam?)
John and I hit up some of the local bars and historic sites of Boston.
In other words we went to the CHEERS bar based on the TV show.
Sam Malone doesn't actually work there and that was a bummer. But John and I had a lot of fun anyway. We did a couple of Irish Car Bombs and then I told him he should cap it off with a shot of Duck Fart.
Whew boy he fell for that one. He totally puked! That guy's all right.