The pressure! THE PRESSURE!

Hey peeps, it's your resident president Phil again. Sorry I haven't posted much. Just the pressure of someone as important and famous as me, keeping up with readers one-to-one on this blog, instead of writing articles for the Seattle Times or doing my column in Response. I think the leeches at the CCCU are trying to knock me out of influence with them. The nerve!

Me and the Mrs. are doing fine in the Fortress, although Plant hasn't mowed my lawn in a week and a half and the sucker is growing way fast.