SPU will be a Light unto the World

This may not come as a shock to most, but Dale sucks.
1) No mallomars.
2) No red rope licorice.
3) No lunchables with the little andes mints inside.
I'm sorry, but that's three strikes.

So I formed a presidential task force to find a replacement for the Subway/Corner Place market/Pizza Guys facility.

What better replacement could there be than "America's Most Wanted Hot Dog?"
An on-campus Wienerschnitzel might make SPU America's most wanted university.

I can't wait.


A Temporary version will be made available for the high ceremony events of the upcoming week;