More Problems

I don't know why everyone expects me to solve their problems. All I want to do is play BattleToads, eat cheetos, maybe watch some Charles in Charge re-runs (that Buddy Lembeck, he's so darn hilarious). Can't I pay someone to take care of these kinds of things? Isn't that what Les Steele is for?

Anyway, one of the dorm floors on campus is waging a protest rally. The Moyer Hall nerds, um I mean residents. Want to hold a rally outside of Gwinn in order to show that they are just as rich as Emerson residents.

Moyer residents claim they live in poverty as part of their spiritual call. Their vow extends beyond SPU which is why all Moyer residents seem to be music or theatre majors. Saps.

However, recent events such as the Foul-con's extreme criticism have increased the burden, making it "unbearable."

The "We Have Money Too" Rally will be held Wednesday at 5pm.
In true nerd fashion, The Moyer Hall president has published the cheers to chanted at the rally so that everyone can come prepared.

"Cash. Credit. Paper. Plastic. We got money so we're fantastic!"

"Jacksons. Five. Hamiltons. Ten. Or Just one of Ben Franklin. If you find that's too hard, then just use a credit card."

"We got money. Yes, we do. We got money. How 'bout you?"

I hope you all can make it to the rally. I can't because Wednesdays at 5pm is when Home Improvement is on. Agh agh agh agh agh.

Pzeace.