SPU = Eatonville?

Bruce Rath eat your heart out! SPU is quickly surpassing your silly town and will soon be known as the true Eatonville.
Your town only has 2, 096 enrolled students. SPU has over 3,700! And we have a higher average level of education.
We've been around since 1891. You've only been around since 1909. That's 18 years. SPU was voting for Taft while you were being born. Do you even remember Taft? SPU is the real Eatonville. We've been here longer and we're smarter.

To top it all off, have you heard that SPU is getting the next local Wienerschnitzel? Boo-yah!


Now, I see you are trying to make a name for yourself by launching a national campaign to save bigfoot.

Well let me tell you this Eatonville will take your cause all the way to the UNITED NATIONS.
Have you seen what James Pedrick did with that AIDS campaign we stole from Wheaton?

We're gonna blow you out of the water.