MixMaster PEaton wrote the book on E-comm

Most people don't know this, but the internet was my idea. Gore and I were in vietnam writing articles for the army newspaper. I covered the cafeteria beat, writing reviews of the latest variety of gruel.

I said to Al, "Hey Gore, you know what we should do: internet." We looked at eachother and we knew exactly what we had to do: ditch Vietnam and start the internet. We figured that Vietnam could resolve itself regardless of our involvement. Stateside, Gore and I split ways. I moved to AZ and lived in a commune for a summer, writing poetry and experiementing with certain herbages. My studies found that a hint of Rosemary makes any omelete a great omelete. Mmmmmmm......

Gore went and started the internet. I tried to start a rival internet, known as "Internet 2: for those without computers" We'd write out people's email and then mail it to them through the regular mail. But that didn't work. So I sold of the commune, cut off my pony tail and hit the road for Eastern Washington, because that is where I believed the malomar factory to be located. A rosemary omelete makes me crave the malomars. Alas, no city of malomars was found in Eastern Washington and I was greatly disappointed. Demoralized, disjuncted, dismayed, I was given an honorary English Degree because I looked so much like an English grad student already.

Anyway, My e-commerce savvy has not left me. And when it comes to e-community I wrote the book on Facebook.

Peace out, my homies
"Mix Master Peaton"