Falcon's landing hook-up folly

To all you new students, you should know that the SUB is a great place to hook-up but she is also a dangerous vixen who'll play with your heart. Let me tell you my story about a friend of mine named Peaton.
So Peaton and the chef at Falcon's landing had been friends for a while. But one weekend at the SUB things started to get serious. Peaton and the Chef started kicking it up a notch, turning up the heat, spicing things up, and pretty soon every weekend Peaton was getting the chef special: double bacon, double cheese. This was pretty special because Peaton was cool and got the burger when as Peaton's Archnemisis, "Less Teele" was super nerdy and got the lame-o "turkey wrap."
The "Special" was never in writing; it was a casual understanding, something that would happen randomly between friends. Pretty soon Peaton was coming to look forward to the hook up, anticipate it, crave it, salivate just thinking about it. One weekend Peaton was getting the hookup when he saw the chef giving someone else the hook-up. And worse the Chef was giving this other person the hookup with peppercorn bacon and munster cheese. The Chef claimed that he and Peaton were not in an exclusive relationship. Well then what is the point of calling it "the special?"

I'll be a grilled pannini if that same story hasn't played out at the SUB a dozen times--make that a baker's dozen.
Wasn't that a great story? There was love, romance, villains, nerds, drama, comedy, mystery, feasts and famine. I did a really good job with that story.

Phil "The Homer of Hook-ups!" Eaton