My New Diet of Catholicism

The Eaton Regime will live on forever!!!!!!!!!!!!
Similarly, so will I.
My buddy Fidel Castro, recently boasted he could live to be 120 years old. Well, I can live that long too, sucka! Here is my plan:
Run 10miles everyday, do 100 pushups everyday, do 100 crunches everyday, and hit up the gym everyother day until I can bench 250 (the weight of five Ashton chicks, and twelve thousand Ashton brains) and then hit up the gym every day.
How am I able to do this? Is it with new found energy from my honeydew melon and cottage cheese ultra-femmy diet? No. I have the power do to this thanks to the rules and teachings of the Catholic Church. See, if you think about stealing, that's as bad as stealing. So if I think about excercising, that's as good as doing it, right?
See you out there! I mean, I'll be thinking of you.

Music: Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass
Mood: Hyper