Ashton = Shaggilicious, Baby

New and returning residents of Ashton Hall will be happy to find that the entire hall has been redecorated with lucious, thick, orange shag carpetting. I know how important good, clean and healthy carpet is for our Ashton residents and I made a decision to honor that. Hopefully, this will help Ashton return to its former glory as the party dorm. Now, in return I ask for one thing: invite me next time. Please?