Eaton at the Movies!

This is it: the last weekend before the camp casey routine kicks into full swing. It's beautiful up there and everything, but there's just no cable. C'mon people, Engage the culture already. Millions of dollars on a remodel and we'll still have no cable?

I think you understand where I am coming from on this, don't you? I need to see Night at the Roxbury three times this weekend on TBS. I don't want to see it (that's childish), I need to see it. And when you need something that's a responsibility.

I spent some time at the movies this summer. I love the extra buttery popcorn. Is there a limit? Like a bartender, would they cut me off after a certain amount of shots? Well, they haven't yet. But the stuff is expensive, that's why I say I'm the cheapest Eaton at the movies.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dodgeball
Does the world need another Ben Stiller movie? Oh mi gosh, YES!!

The Village
Creepy, like MOYER creepy.

Farenhiet 9/11
I’m just glad that Michael Moore left me out of it.

Napoleon Dynamite
Whatever. This movie was awesome. Anyone who doesn’t think so is an idiot. Gosh.

The Terminal
You see? This is the kind of security we need for Emerson Hall. What better way to keep the richest students paying tuition for the longest time? Oh yeah, the W credit hidden ace card.

Van Helsing
Creepy, like MOYER creepy.

White Chicks
Instead blowing all our money on the diversity effort, I am gonna launch an investigation to see if any white chicks at SPU are really black guys. I knew our girls basketball team was too good to be true.

Shrek 2
Creepy, like MOYER creepy.