Engaging the Celebrities

Jim Wallis is totally lame with his color code for God. Not blue, Not red, not pin striped. Geez. Back off. And he wants us to become involved with the poor? Why? What's the gain in that? The poor don't shape the culture, or change the world. You know who shapes culture? Who changes the world? Hugh Hefner. We should have a ministry for him. Every morning we'll get together in the hill hall lounge and pray for him and then we'll mail him religious tracts, and then at night in the hill hall movie lounge we will scour his publications and see if our ministry is making any marked difference. It worked for Mel Gibson it can work for Hugh!