Divorce Kevin, Right NOW!
Folks,
Just because I am on sabatical does not mean it is all malomars and Dicks Double Deluxe Cheeseburgers.
No we in the Phil Eaton camp are still working hard to change the world. And today we took a bold step by signing the petition to get Britney to Divorce Kevin.
My hope is that you will follow my great leadership in demanding the break up of this hideous hollywood couple. Please sign the petition at www.divorcekevin.com
The other half of my plan has always been for SPU to engage the culture. And right after the divorce would be the perfect time for one of SPU's finest "Centurions" to step up and prophetically lead Hollywood into an era of good, wholesome, Christian marriages.
Peace, Love, Phil
posted by Dr Eaton @ 1:00 PM
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3 Comments:
I knew you were just a godless presbyterian posing as a pious free methodist...remember the lord says "i hate divorce" even if the couple is repugnant.
Post something new, you lazy university president!
We need some sort of Christmas greeting. I know you are on sabbatical but come on, you didn't even email us!
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