Can Christians REALLY Change the World?
Last night was pretty rad. Pretty much it was the awesomest night of the year. If everyday could be just like halloween night, what a wonderful world it would be.
However, my head is still spinning and I can barely function this morning. To make things worse, Les wants me to speak in chapel. I figure, if no one shows up I can go back to bed. Awesome. So here are the cliff notes:
Can Christians Really Changes the World?
Yes.Hitler was a Christian. So were a lot of his Nazi buddies. Ted Bundy was a Christian. The Wright Brothers were Christians. Ronald McDonald is a Christian. Pac-Man: Christian.
And don't forget me! I am a Christian and I am also blowing through changes in the world with my revolutionary blog--bringing news, gossip, and opinion to the masses in a way no other university president ever has done before!
posted by Dr Eaton @ 8:00 AM
6 comments
6 Comments:
Hello, my name is Greg Piper. This blog is registered to me. I graduated from Seattle Pacific a few of years back. Why am I here, spending valuable time taking cheap shots at President Phil Eaton of SPU, using his photograph without permission, and attributing all manner of inappropriate opinions to his name? Because I squandered my time at SPU, and now have nothing better to do with my life. Unable to face what I have made of myself, I try and make myself feel better by making a mockery of people in authority, people who have made the most of their time, who are trying to make a diference. I hope you enjoy my blog. You can look forward to more and more of my rapier wit and scathing revelations as the years drag on, until I run out of money, of course. I especially like to make fun of Eaton's diet. Everybody thinks jokes about junk food are funny. Don't you?
Hello, my name is James Pedrick. This blog is registered to me. I graduated from Seattle Pacific a few of years back. Why am I here, spending valuable time taking cheap shots at President Phil Eaton of SPU, using his photograph without permission, and attributing all manner of inappropriate opinions to his name? Because I am secretly in love with him and have nothing better to do with my life. Unable to face myself, in light of Phil's greatness, I try and make myself feel better by making a mockery of people in authority, because that is how I show affection. I hope you enjoy my blog. You can look forward to more and more of my rapier wit and scathing revelations as the years drag on, for I will never run out of love for Phil Eaton. Would you?
Hello, my name is Clyde Cook. This blog is registered to me. I am the President of Rival BIOLA University. Why am I here, spending valuable time taking cheap shots at SPU President Phil Eaton, using his photograph without permission, and attributing all manner of inappropriate opinions to his name? Because I am jealous of the fine institution that he runs. Unable to face what I have made of myself, I try and make myself feel better by making a mockery of people in authority, people who have made the most of their time, who are trying to make a diference. I hope you enjoy my blog. You can look forward to more and more of my rapier wit and scathing revelations as the years drag on, until SPU spirals down to the level of BIOLA. But even that will take a long time. Until then the only thing wrong with the man that I can make fun of is his penchant for mallomars and afternoon naps.
Hello, my name is Zach Cartwright. This blog is registered to me. I am a student at Seattle Pacific University. Why am I here, spending valuable time taking cheap shots at President Phil Eaton of SPU, using his photograph without permission, and attributing all manner of inappropriate opinions to his name? Because I am upset over unjustified library fines. This blog is a mockery of their authority just as much as their abuse of illatrributed library fines are a mockery of their authority. Unable to speak up for myself in any kind of public discussion or community forum on the issue of library fines, I use the internet to make my case heard before a real democracy. I hope you enjoy my blog. You can look forward to more and more of my rapier wit and scathing revelations as the years drag on or until my library fines are removed. My jokes concerning eaton's love of fast food and ignorance towards homosexual is allegory for the administrations fat cat approach to taxing poor college students through the medium of library fines! Live On Eaton BloG!
Is it true James Pedrick is gay?
You heard it here, on the INTERNET, first folks.
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