Elijah Wood: Still Gay!
Seriously, Elijah cannot help but be gay. How else do you explain this? Elijah, I bet you 2 dozen doughnuts that you can't go one day without being utterly gay.
posted by Dr Eaton @ 4:32 PM
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Hello, my name is Greg Piper. This blog is registered to me. I graduated from Seattle Pacific a few of years back. Why am I here, spending valuable time taking cheap shots at President Phil Eaton of SPU, using his photograph without permission, and attributing all manner of inappropriate opinions to his name? Because I squandered my time at SPU, and now have nothing better to do with my life but make the kind of jokes I've enjoyed since the boys' locker room in middle school. Unable to face what I have made of myself, I try and make myself feel better by making a mockery of people in authority, people who have made the most of their time, who are trying to make a diference. I hope you enjoy my blog. You can look forward to more and more of my rapier wit and scathing revelations as the years drag on, until I run out of money, of course. I especially like to make derogatory remarks about homosexuals.
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