Enemy #64
Jill Bush.
How did she move up in the ranking so quickly?
-Bashing my Rootbeer Keggar
-Openly downtalking speedracer
-Not loving cheetos
Why You Should Hate Her:
-Stealing the name of our beloved President of the Nation
-Studying German
-Liberal
-Public school eduacted
Redeeming Values (why she is not ranked higher):
-knows that Saved by the Bell was God's greatest gift to humanity
-zach cartwright vouched for her (and I once saw Zach steal a lick of les steele's ice cream cone while Les was looking the other way, too busy talking to someone he thought was important! Way to go Zach!)
posted by Dr Eaton @ 1:25 PM
4 comments
4 Comments:
Do you think we could get a Top 100 soon?
Or at least Top 10?
bush, you owe me one.
it was bubblegum ice cream though, yuck.
ha, president eaton, you never cease to fascinate me when it comes to your blog. what is your take on this recent excecution by the governator?
Jill Bush is the Bomb diggity. She and I go way back and none of the condemning things should warrent such a mean post!
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