Thoughts From the Pot
The Burrito Bomb at 7-11 is named the burrito bomb for good reason. After eating 5 on a dare (Grrr you Kitson), I took a major bomb. While in tremendous pain, I cried out for God's mercy. This got me thinking about the humanity/divinity nature of Christ. To be fully human surely Christ must have felt this pain. But then again I don't think I could believe in a god who ate such a big breakfast that he stretched his sphincter out. I don't know...
Let me know what you think.
Phil
posted by Dr Eaton @ 12:35 AM
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5 Comments:
I think this is a pretty disgusting. But I'm glad you came out OK.
um what's a bomb?
This third-grade-level, boys-locker-room humor comes to you courtesy of Seattle Pacific's own Greg Piper and his not-yet-ready-for-adulthood cronies. I wonder, just how proud are their parents?
Phil:
I have vital information for you that must find its way into this blog. Email me at bass_man7@hotmail.com and I'll forward it to you.
It's something you wrote but must have forgottten about.
Hey anon, I think this "third-grade-level" post is pretty funny, but I didn't write it, as I must keep reminding people on this blog. True story - I had a very devout floormate who said he was amazed at God's creativity in giving men a penis "with a little hole to pee through," so maybe Phil really would be in awe of the sphincter. I even listened to a sermon today where the pastor said Christ had bowel movements - oh, the third-grade horror!
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