Millions of Slurpees, Slurpees for me

Did you know that different 7-Elevens have different flavors of slurpees? Our little one next door has the same four flavors for years at a time. But other 7-11s change it up every month:
Here are my favorites from the past:

Classic Coke
Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew Code Red
Mountain Dew Electric Berry
Mountain Dew "Darth Dew" (I haven't tried it yet, but I am sure I am gonna lvoe it because I love EVERYTHING about Star Wars).
Banana
Cherry Coke
Pina Colada (oh, the Pina Colada was just a slice of heaven. Curse thee "limited time offer")
Berry Sprite Remix (approved by the Chicago Rabbinical Council)
Pink Lemonade
Diet Pepsi
Minute Maid Orange.



I am a president, and just like the presidents of the United States of America, I'm going to write a song dedicated to my favorite food: Slurpees.




Chorus A:

Heading to 7-11,
gonna drink me a lot of slurpees,
Heading to 7-11,
gonna drink me a lot of slurpees,
Heading to 7-11,
gonna drink me a lot of slurpees,
Heading to 7-11,
gonna drink me a lot of slurpees,
[wow]

Slurpees come from a store,
it is one we all adore,
on the corner of downtown.
If I had my little way,
I'd drink slurpees everyday
and never get icecream headaches

[Chorus A]

Taking little naps, while meetings I miss
gets les steele all in a twist
and I dream about my woman.
wake up and grab my tasty slurpee
it always makes me super happy
so I want to eat snacks and write po..et.. try

[slow build back into the B chorus]

Millions of slurpees, slurpees for me;
Millions of slurpees, slurpees for free.
Millions of slurpees, slurpees for me;
Millions of slurpees, slurpees for free.
Millions of slurpees, slurpees for me;
Millions of slurpees, slurpees for free.
Millions of slurpees, slurpees for me;
Millions of slurpees, slurpees for free.

[rock out for abit and then back into to the B chorus again]

Millions of slurpees, slurpees for me;
Millions of slurpees, slurpees for free.
Millions of slurpees, slurpees for me;
Millions of slurpees, slurpees for free.
Millions of slurpees, slurpees for me;
Millions of slurpees, slurpees for free.
Millions of slurpees, slurpees for me;
Millions of slurpees, slurpees for free.