Tuesday, May 03, 2005

The Hounds of Heaven

Jesus once said "ya'll be giving unto the least of dees you be giving unto me." That's why you better bust out some cold hard cash next time a homeless guy propositions you for a handout. If not, Jesus will embody that man and get your money... by stabbing you... with a steak knife... near the burger king...

So next time the tithing plate passes by, drop some coin in there for the Big J.C. Or he'll come get it from you.

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