Adventures at Golden Gardens

I went to Golden Gardens last night and these four guys tried to beat me up and was like "back off, punks!"
Then I roundhouse kicked them in the face. They all started crying like a bunch of babies. I told them to shut their mouths or get kicked in the balls. They started begging for mercy. So I said, "why don't we let God decide if you deserve mercy?" And threw them in the water.

I don't know if they ever washed up, but now they and we all know that I am the awesomest president/pope candidate/professor/real estate developer and that I am not afraid to make tough choices at a moments notice, to take life by the horns, to stand up for God.

Phil