Thin like Gwinn

Call me a Falstaff, but I'd rather go to Gwinn than go to the gym. Gwinn has got everything! Food, friends, rockin' music and long lines just like Disneyland. Everytime I go to the "international" selections, I find myself humming "It's a small world."

The Mrs says that if I keep going there, it's going to keep going here. [Poking me in my belly as if I were the pillsbury doughboy.] I said, "No it won't: everyone knows Gwinn food doesn't stick with you longer than half an hour!"

Bah-Zing! Score: Phil: 1, The Mrs.: 0

-Phil