Hill Hall Holiday PARTY?
Hill Hall Party? That's an oxymoron if I ever heard one.
What are they going to do? Play house? "OOH, Sally, I got a new brownie recipe to try in our easy bake oven!!!!!" Whatever.
They should take a lesson from me, Phil "Party Animal" Dawg. Everyone knows I party hardy. I got the money, the booze, and I don't have to sneak it into my dorm in listerine bottles like the Ashton punks.
If any Hill Hall nerds want a lesson in how to party, just come on over to the Hilford House, aka "Eaton 54." The offer is only good for one night: tonight! Partying starts at 11pm. See ya there, lame-o.
PhilDawg
P.S. Bring Malomars
posted by Dr Eaton @ 4:32 PM
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1 Comments:
Please, please...don't ever stop this. It's truly amazing! Keep up the good work...I'll forward this on to some more people so they too can discover joy in its purest form.
-SPU STUDENT
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