The Church has its Butt Cheeks Too Tightly Clenched!

Did you know that other people blog too? It's not just me. I did some looking on the net and there are literally millions of bloggers! I am a trendsetter, on the cutting edge, hip hopping, ju jitsu master, decisive, leader in times of peril and bloggers; I earn my keep.

I found some bloggers who agree with me on the three key issues:
1. Cheetos are rad.
2. The Church has its butt cheeks too tightly clenched.
3. Climbing Mt Everest would take too much effort.