Ashton Retreat

The Ashton Hall council did a marvelous job planning another top notch retreat at camp casey.
Unfortunately, all the residents of Ashton "retreated" to Brian's family's summer cabin because they heard rumor of--whatelse?-- free booze. Brian, a young freshman looking to make a good impression with his peers and especially with that one girl in his USEM class, invited a few friends to the cabin for a "good time."
Things went wrong when Brian told his SMC, who dutifully reported it to the PA and RLC. Once the PA and RLC got involved in a pre-emptive disciplinary action, the rest of Ashton knew it was going to be a kick ass party.
And it was! Too bad Brian wasn't there, he got stuck on latrine duty for the whole weekend. I saved him a little something something though, and I also put in a good word with his special girl.

Pzeace to all of you in Ashton! Pzeace to Brian! Pzeace to Ashley! and Pzeace to the Dorm council!

-Phildawg