Hurricane Phil?

So I was gearing up for some raging cartoon time but my fingers hit 47 instead of 42 and apparently 47 is a news channel. Also apparent was that there a lot of hurricanes going around. And they all have names like "Ivan" or "Jeane." I think it is time for a Hurricane Phil. I'm gonna have to make some cut backs in order to save up the money.

Here is a list of things we are ridding the campus of in order to save money.
You can vote to keep one thing on the list.

1. The dye we use to turn "chicken" into "beef" or "pork" in Gwinn. Subsequently, all meat dishes will now be "chicken."
2. Keys for roommates. All roommates will be forced to share one key. By eliminating just one key from every dormroom (and two from triples), we can save tens of thousands.
3. Emerson Hall intramural helicopter races around the world.
4. Centurions.
5. SPU's financial backing of Mr. T's next big boxing match.

I'm sure that by cutting these programs, we are making the right decision. What better way to bring the Word to the world than at high speed?