Oh, man, was that embarassing....
Okay, so, last night I was going to this concert at the church, but it's like at the church, right, so you don't expect to like need a ticket. but I guess those cheeseball tickettakers, had to take something, the Mrs. had hers and left me out in the lobby. I was looking to score a ticket, but no dice, and then just when I was starting to walk back up the hill, I see Bonnie Brann.
I'm like "Bonnie, Baby, My main lady, the brann muffin, hook a brotha' up"
And she's all like, "what you talkin' 'bout philly?"
I'm like, "I need a ticket. Baby, you gots what I need."
and she be like "huh uh, I don't think so. you gotta lend me some sugar."
Dude she totally made me sing "I'm a little tea pot" right there in the lobby. Zit faced ticket takers were crackin up.
oh man, so embarassing.
And then when I finally got in there. I sat down next to this guy with a pointy umbrella and it popped my can of easy cheese. without the easy cheese the concert was bor-ring.
Right now, I'm gonna sneak out and raid the C-Store for some easy cheese.
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