Sunday, April 01, 2007

College Rankings

So Steely-boytells me that US News' famous college rankings has come under fire and a lot of college presidents want to start their own alternative college ranking system. But the trouble is what do we base it on. Steely-boy is upset (hmrpf) with US News because their ranking based on SAT scores and acceptance rates really tells nothing about the kind of education students get once they get to college. Blah Blah Blah. Steely-boy wants to poll the students about how challenged they feel by the curriculum. More Blah Blah Blah. Why do I care? I ask you, steely-boy.
Everybody knows what matters most and what makes a college the best dang college ever, and that is SPU, of course: double bacon cheseburgers with unlimited bacon refills.

Most colleges give you two strips of bacon. The good ones give you three, maybe four if you are Ivy league material.

SPU gives me unlimited bacon refills and that's what makes SPU the best college in the land. Right, fellow bacon lover Mark Abbot? SPU is the greatest! Yes Yes Yes!

If you love Bacon, you'll love SPU. And if you love SPU, you'll show your love by wearing this t shirt. It's kind of like the orphan orange t shirt, but cooler.....

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