Falcon Awesome

The Seattle Pacific University "Falcon Awesome" campaign is, in a word... "AWESOME." I am proud of our school and I am glad that students are proud to be here too. Some "debbie downers" like les steele and the ASSP apparently think SPU sucks. But we, we here at Falcon Awesome, know that SPU is Falcon AWESOME and that BIOLA is the one that sucks. (repeat: SPU=Falcon AWESOME. Biola=SUCKFACE) medina says repition is the key to learning or something, I mean, I was playing psp but for your sake (repeat: SPU=Falcon AWESOME. Biola=SUCKFACE). If anyone wants to buy me a t-shirt I will so totally wear it to the next board meeting and flash it in the face of the trustees (nothing says "wazzup, bitches?!?!?" like a falcon awesome t-shirt. And this pretty falcon awesome) cause they need to catch the SPU school spirit fever, known to the coolest of the cool as "falcon awesome."
The only place the falcon awesome campaign failed was in its limited vision for how falcon awesome SPU actually is, which is pretty falcon awesome.
T-shirts and tailgate parties? Don't get me wrong, those things are falcon awesome, but you know what would be falcon awesomer?
keggers. pumpkin milkshakes at red mill. gorditos season passes for falcon awesome club members. remote controll blimps at all falcon awesome basketball games. falcon awesome mascot vs. local sasquatch sonics mascot in all out falcon awesome mascot cage match. a giant, falcon awesome burning-man-style effigy of clyde cook falcon awful president of falcon awful BIOLA.

In the end we all learned what was truly Falcon Awesome (Falcon Awesome) and was truly lame (1. ASSP executive members. 2. Les Steele 3. Books. 4. ASSP in general. 5. Clyde Cook, BIOLA, et al)

peace out my falcon awesome home-dogs!
-Pdzawgh


P.S. I think you're falcon awesome! ;)