Homecoming Theme

Steele-y boy decided the theme for the homecoming should be "Can a university change the world?" which is totally lame but made even lamer because he stole that idea off of all the banners in the martin square! (seriously, he did. go check it out!)
I said the theme should be "Can a university funk the face off of a city?" and we could have my hip-hop group "PFunk and the Munchins" raise the roof and then bring the house down at the homecoming game after party.

He said a hip hop theme wouldn't be in line with the thrust of the university. Which clearly meant to me that our goals are off. I mean what are our spu goals? Sitting still? Being Sober? Reading? Lame. Lame! LAME! totally lame.

This is the year of the reign of funk at SPU. Tell the spu jazz band to pick some new tunes. Give up the kenny loggins and bust out the george clinton. I mean the guy has the names of our last TWO presidents, so you know he is cool AND important.