Tuesday, January 30, 2007

What a Bummer, Kristen!

SPU was robbed of glory by the devil's hencemen (including, but not limited to Chris Mathews.)

You all know Kristen Eddings, former SPU student, co-founder of SPU's college republicans. Well-loved Ashton student. Currently Miss Washington, and until last night a potential Miss America. It seemed like nothing could stop her rise to glory.
Lifting the banner of God and SPU and Country for all to see. What better platform than Miss America to let your light shine, as a city on a hill, there is no greater hill or city than the title of Miss America.

However some people don't think so. Who are these crazy people? Kristen dominated in all categories. It seemed like she had it in a pinch.

Then, out of nowhere she's called out. Yanked out of the competition. WHY? What forces prevailed. Whose power exceeded that of even Chris Matthews?
I think I have a Good Idea. There is a group of people aiming to dismantle any kind of rise to the top. They brazenly proclaim: "There is no ranking here; we are all equal in the eyes of God." This should be a wake up call for all of us that some people do not like SPU. They do not want us to succeed.

I don't know who is behind this "stop the madness" campaign. But I want you to take a look, a good long look, at Kristen's face. Look to see how happy she is. And know that you, yes you, took that away from her. You took it away from her, her family, and our school.

2 Comments:

At 3/26/2007 10:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Always words of wisdom.
I'm sorry I haven't checked back recently, but I am adding you to my bookmarks. There is always hilarity to be found here.

Philphan

 
At 1/26/2008 8:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's hot. Ever bag her Phil? I did once. She really does have chest hair.

 

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