The last weekend

Ah Fridays and you know what that means: you're last chance to get CFE credit before you party hard all weekend and drunk on mallomars and the holy spirit. Also, the last chance to find a significant other at college so you don't return to your hometown looking like a big loser.

Other last chances you have this last week of school:

Last chance to get sick off of Gwinn food.
Last chance to walk around in an edenesque garden of a landscaped campus. breathe it in because you won't be smelling those plants and herbs til next fall.
Last chance to makeout in the Hill Hall movie lounge.
Last chance to use sparknotes to feign a book report.
Last chance to use up points at the C-store.
Last chance for a free game of pool in Moyer. Albeit a crappy pool table and you have to fight off moyer nerds trying to makeout in their movie lounge.
Last chance to rent movies for free from the library.
Last chance to flip the bird to your most hated, despised VP of academic affairs.
Last chance to engage the culture and change the world before beginning a summer of VH1 "I Love the 90s" marathons.

I know what I am going to do this weekend: eat cheetos and crank up the weezer! Could a president of a small private university in the northwest ask for anything more? (Maybe some mallomars?)

Phil Dawg
Mood: Giddy
Music: "Holiday" by Weezer