Victoria Day (And Other Stupid Things about CANADA)

Today all Canadians are celebrating Victoria Day. But does Phil get the day off? "NOOoooooo" says evil canadian lover Les Steele.
I bet Les is a Canada-lover because all Canadians are totally lame and Les is a lover of all things totally lame like books, computers, and Starbucks (long live Tullys).

Ten Reason Why Canada Sucks

1. They dip french fries in mayonaise
2. Canadian Bacon is inferior to American Bacon.
3. They like the French.
4. They wear funny hats.
5. Their Beer sucks. (ahem, all Beer sucks but canada's sucks even more)
6. The Pot leaf on their national flag.
7. Vast areas of wasteland without a walmart.
8. They gave us the evil Michael J Fox, who plagued the God Blessed USA with Alex P Keaton, and let us not forget "Life with Mikey." *Shudder*
9. No good food. Have you ever heard someone say "let's stay in and order some canadian food"?
10. They celebrate Christmas one day too late.