Is SPU better than a soft taco from Taco Bell?

The soft taco is certainly cheaper. Also, the soft taco is usually warm compared to the people at SPU. Believe it or not, the soft taco has more nutrional value as well. Will the soft taco help you get a job? Probably not. But I heard having a job was a real bummer. Just look at Les Steele--he has a job and he's way uptight all the time. Bogus. Taco wins!