Meet an Outstanding SPU Student

Congratulations to Zach Cartwright, a Level Five Wizard.
Cartwright received his fifth wizard ring during a small ceremony in the Lower Moyer Learning Center. The ring was bestowed upon Cartwright for acts of bravery, service, and inspiration (listed below).
Zach is a sophmore living in Ashton who hopes to graduate in 2006 (2008 if he stays in Ashton) with a degree in Utterawesomeness*.

Cartwright's specific acheivements in these categories:
Bravery: finishing a plate of Taos Lime Squirrel at Gwinn (including the standard 2 ppunds of raw onions)
Service: two quarters of vomit clean up detail in the Ashton elevators.
Inspiration: Zach published the prized manual "Cracking the Emerson Code: How to get in late, so you can eat great."

Way to go Zach!


* For more information on this degree path contact the department chair, which is yours truly,

PhilDog