Business Models
Les is totally cracking down on this business models thing. And it is totally boring cause it has nothing to do with America's Top Model on FOX!
Here are my three business proposals. Vote on your favorite!
1. Phil Eaton's Glamour Shots. Want that beautiful, top model look for yourself. Get your picture taken with me and I guarantee that your photo will earn a 7 or higher on "hotornot.com" Since no students have access to the site, you'll have to take my word for it.
2. Huffin and Puffin to the Hymns. Looking for a worship service that lifts you up and pumps you up at the same time? Buy my new excercise video, Huffin and Puffin to the Hymns with Phil Eaton. I teach you how to work those buns for the glory of the Lord while listening to music that is sure to inspire. Phil Woodward eat your heart out!
3. SuperPhil. I become a superhero, except I charge for my services. Sure you could wait for security to come and let you in to your dorm room, or you could flash the SuperPhil SuperSignal and I'll fly up and bust in through the outside window. ($15) Tired of waiting for security to turn up your clothes that were stolen from the laundaryroom? SuperPhil will have those clothes back in no time at all,($25) And they'll be folded (for an adtnl $10). And you can be assured that when SuperPhil retrieves your clothes he invokes his own brand of justice and kicks the guy in the junk who stole your clothes (for an adtnl $35). How does Phil Eaton become SuperPhil? By "Huffin and Puffin to the Hymns," of course.
Don't forget to vote. Or suggest your own!
Phil "rolling in the dough" Eaton
posted by Dr Eaton @ 1:19 PM
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1 Comments:
Phil, you've forgotten about your most valuable and plentiful commodity: ashton women.
Phildog's "Ashton Angels"
Feel left out on a friday night because you're the only one in the hill hall movie lounge without a girl's back to rub?
Ashton Angels to the rescue!
Forced to go to the Opera for class, but feel awkward because your roommate told you "I pity the fool who go to Opera and listen to that crazy jibba-jabber and don't do it for a girl. you going for class? that's whack, foo. skip it and bust out the GTA"?
You need an Ashton Angel.
At gwinn and unsure about the food and need someone to taste test it for you to make sure you won't die if you eat it?
Ashton Angels save the day!
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