A little too lovable?

That SpongeBob is such a lovable under-the-sea friend to all. But if you ask me, he is getting a little too lovable and a lot too friendly. What is it that spongebob stands for? Do we know? Does Anyone?

The Answer is clear: Sponge Bob Stands for homosexuality. He's always running around under the sea, holding hands with his best friend patrick, a pink genitalia-esque blob, blowing bubbles (aka smoking reefer) and watching movies about "mermans." Isn't this a little bit suspicious to anyone else?
Spongebob is practically begging kids to become gay and then they can all live under the sea in their happy little homosexual paradise. Do not let this happen to your children. Friends do not let friends watch Sponge Bob.

And Sponge Bob, if that is your real name, let me tell you this: your sea anemone haven may be safe now, but one day your paradise will burn in the fiery pits of hell, a punishment of which surely you and your kind are predestined.

SPUers, I call for a boycott of everything spongebob. TV, movies, books, binders, videogames, underwear, posters, keychains. Anything with the mark of Sponge Bob is equivalent to the having stamped upon it the Mark of the Beast!

God Bless You and may he protect you against the Sponge Bobs of this world,
Phil