Always Check the Roll Before You Go

The Mrs. went out "shopping" all day today. So I took the opportunity and ordered a large pepperoni and mushroom pizza. Afterwards, I was feeling full, but I decided to finish it off with a couple of jellies.

Needless to say, about an hour later I had some downloading to do. When I reached for the paper, I found an empty roll. I wasn't worried at first because I remembered the bathroom downstairs. But when I waddled down there, there were only empty rolls.

What would you do????
I thought about using kleenex. But we only keep cloth hankies in the house.

So I called security. 2911, baby! Security officers were close by helping a girl in ashton recover her stolen laundry. They delivered the good stuff: two ply!

By the time The Mrs got home I was fresh as a daisy. And the officers helped me discard the evidence of the pizza and doughnuts. (They're sorta experts at it.)

Keepin it real,
Phil